//MALWARE FOR THE SOUL

I am eggbreaker.exe (She/They, you can call me Exe for short).

This is my personal website I have mostly out of obligation. For now there will be nothing of interest here, maybe I'll do something worthwhile at some point in my meaningless life, I don't know.

Here's some 88x31 buttons, I guess?

Even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall forestall my return.

This site is reactive, but is best viewed on a display that is wider than it is tall. In addition, it uses a system font stack. If you do not have one of the listed fonts installed it will default to your browser's default sans serif font, which will look like ass.