//MALWARE FOR THE SOUL

I am eggbreaker.exe (She/They, you can call me Exe for short).

This is my personal website I have mostly out of obligation. For now there will be nothing of interest here, maybe I'll do something worthwhile at some point in my meaningless life, I don't know.

Here's some 88x31 buttons, I guess?

Me:

Places I'm at:

Other cool people:

Links:

This website:

Other:

Even if the morrow is barren of promises, nothing shall forestall my return.

This site is reactive, but is best viewed on a display that is wider than it is tall. In addition, it uses a system font stack. If you do not have one of the listed fonts installed it will default to your browser's default sans serif font, which will look like ass.
This site does not display properly in Servo. I do not know why but I assume it is an issue with the code that makes it reactive.